


Things you won't

by SeddieDorkyDemon



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Parody
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2011-12-02
Updated: 2011-12-02
Packaged: 2015-08-24 09:50:51
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 288
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7602128/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3080831/SeddieDorkyDemon
Summary: A new iCarly segment inspired by mock the week





	Things you won't

_**DISCLAIMER: I DO NO OWN ICARLY OR MOCK THE WEEK**_

**Freddie:**I'm Freddie

**Sam:** And i'm Sam

**Seddie: **And This is -

**Spencer: **SPENCER!

**Freddie:** Ok this is a new segment called:_**Things you won't**_

**Sam:** The aim of this segment is to tell as many joke as we can to the topic given

**Gibby: **Okay first topic:_**THINGS YOU WONT HEAR YOUR SAT NAV SAY**_

**Spencer:**Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

**Sam:**At the next set of traffic lights a cyclist is going to pull up next to you and give you a really dirty look , when the lights turn green lets see how good his balance is.

**Freddie:**Turn i didn't say 'Sat Nav Says'.

**Sam:**Hold on i've got the map up-side down.

**Spencer:***looks around* Where are we?

**Gibby:**Okay next topic:_**Things You Wouldn't Hear at a School Assembly **_

**Freddie:**Okay i would like to introduce a new mamber of staff,he has no legs,no arms and no body we shall call him the head.

**Spencer:**Will whoevers milkshake is bringing all the boys to the yard stop it.

**Gibby:**And lastly:_**Unlikely Things to Hear on a TV Talent Show**_

**Sam:**Tonight i am going to be climbing a step ladder.

**Spencer:**Your right i can't sing ... thanks!

**Freddie:**i'd like to dedicate this song to my friend that recently got his by a bus 'The wheels on the bus go round and round...'

**Sam:**i think you hit the high notes really well,it will be interesting to see if you can do it when i don't have your nuts in a clamp.

**SAM,FREDDIE,GIBBY & SPENCER:**BYE!


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